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Meet Cotton Wool and Wanli's bday celebration! posted @ Friday, October 31, 2008

Had been feeling moody. It started from missing my 306 quiz. I cant figure out the reason behind. Perhaps it's pms. I hope it is.

Today I wanted to logon to wireless at coffee bean but couldnt. I did all I could, reset password, retried almost 10 times til I decided to call Singtel. The lady asked me to hang on and she was gone for like 4 mins. When she came back to the call, she told me perhaps the signal at where I was sitting wasnt that strong and suggested me to change my sitting.

I was so agitated. I just shot her off saying "u made me wait for so long and finally u r back. Yet u are telling me perhaps the signal is weak, and ask me to change place somemore. Not helpful at all. I sat at this exact location the last week and used the wireless for 4 hours without any problem." Totally not answering to my problem. I had problem logging on with my id and password yet she went off for so long just to check the strength of the signal at where I was and came back with no answer.

Did I say before? I hate waiting. I know I am unreasonable. I always make people wait as well. Thats why I am changing. Cos I realised I hate to wait for others. But I am too shameful to get angry when they are late because I am late at times as well. So, if I want the right to get angry and show my face at latecomer, I must be punctual all the time. =) Then in future, when they meet me, they will feel the pressure to be punctual. =D

See my new pet!! I downloaded this game into my phone. I am so obsessed with him. I named him cotton wool. Peiyi likes him too! I can feed him, bathe him, tickle him. And he will produce sound. When I feed him, he will "CRUNCH!" When I bathe him, "BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP..." When I tickle him, he will giggle. So funny! And see all the items I bought for him! So many! Ball, car, flower, butterflies, teddy bear, microphone, tie etc.

Last Sunday, Wan Li invited me to a dinner with her family to celebrate her 21st bday. We went to Marina @ Keppel Bay, Prive Bakery Cafe. Very nice place! All the yatches, calm water, beautiful condos... We had a short walk along the path and had cakes and coffee @ TCC for dessert. =) Quite a nice way to celebrate bday with my best friend. And I am glad her family is friendly.

I love kitty.

fat pig posted @ Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Whenever my mummy is going to the market, she will say to me, "to market to market to buy a fat pig."

Today I replied, "Buy a fat pig for what???"

She replied, "for bubu and bear bear to play."

HAHAHAHAHAHA...

She just came back from the market, let me go and ask her, where is the fat pig she wanna buy for bubu and bear bear.

I love kitty.

Hilarious again posted @ Sunday, October 05, 2008

Today I was taking my noon nap in my bedroom. Suddenly I heard my mummy exclaimed "Daddy! Why u never go for work?!" while she ran out of her bedroom. My daddy, in the living room watching tv, totally lost and puzzled.

My mummy was taking her noon nap too. When she woke up, she thought it's weekday morning because it's so bright. Hence, she was very shocked to see my daddy in the living room watching tv.

It's totally hilarious!

My daddy replied her saying its afternoon now. But she was still very blur. She even asked what day is it. When my daddy replied her Sunday, she stoned there a while then kuang ran da wu. Like all of a sudden very enlightened by something and she let out an "orhhhhh".

I was laughing like mad after hearing all these in the midst of my nap.

My daddy said, "How can it be morning? You are not wearing pj leh." Both my mummy and I wear pj to sleep. It's so funny! My mummy was enlightened again.

I think majority of my weekend awake time is spent on laughing continuously. My stomach contract til cannot contract anymore.

I love kitty.

Hilarious posted @ Saturday, October 04, 2008

I think my mummy is the most hilarious creature on Earth.

Yesterday during yoga lesson, we had to do this a squatting position. And suddenly, I heard "putt putt putt". I thought I hear wrongly. So I continued correcting my squatting position. But the next moment, I heard "putt putt putt" again! I knew it! This sound is so familiar.

My immediate reaction was to look at my mummy. There she is, doing the torturous position, as if nothing has happened. And I looked around at the people beside us. No reaction from them. I was giggling like mad. Controlling very hard not to laugh. My whole body was trembling while I tried very hard to maintain the position. I tried so hard not to think about it in case I burst into laughter. I think my yoga indian teacher will scold me for not being serious and kick me out of the room if I were to laugh.

I think the others heard that. Just that they chose to ignore cos it was already embarrassing enough. Luckily there was no foul smell. I cant imagine, if there is.. that's it manz. Our yoga teacher is so stern. I wonder what would his reaction be? Maybe ask my mummy to stand outside the room. Nono, all of us will stand outside the room and my mummy in the room. hahahaha..

I told my mummy that I heard it. She confidently said "cannot be" and didnt believe me. She said she was controlling, making sure that it came out softly. But the room was so quiet! Obviously they heard it. I asked her what if it's smelly and everyone looked at her. She replied, "then i will say sorry everybody". I was seriously laughing like mad all the way from the cc back to my house. And she just glared at me. Haha.

And today, we celebrated my grandma's bday. As usual, after singing the bday song, its cake cutting. And my mummy is always the cake-cutter. So she happily squatted down. But her pants gave way the moment she squatted down. And it's a long opening. Even when she sat down, we could see the tore. It's really that high up. My uncle even teased her saying, "aiyah, this kind of 3 for $10 pants is like that one."

I was laughing like mad. It's really hilarious. She was sitting there, not knowing what to do, worried. My grandma lent her pj pants which was quite matching with her top.

I havent finished laughing at her about the farting incident. And now another hilarious incident. I just couldnt control. Now, whenever I see her, I will burst into laughter. She is totally irritated with me now. She just hit me with her newspaper.

I always ask my daddy why he marries such disgusting woman. Haha. And my daddy said, "no choice." And my mummy will threaten to hit him. He will then clarify that no choice meaning if really need to fart, no choice what.

I know I am mean and evil. My ntu friends also said so. Haha. They know I always laugh at stupid things.

OKies, enough of this.

Watched 2 movies with Joyce on Thurs. House Bunny and Best Friend Girl. I love House Bunny! I like the show alot. Reached home at 2 plus.. very tired!

My Grandma and Grandpa! =)

Me and my the other female cousin, Yvonne =)

My male cousins! =)

My aunts and mummy! =)

I love kitty.